Hidalgo

I cannot believe I agree with Roger Ebert.

Whether you like movies like this, only you can say. But if you do not have some secret place in your soul that still responds even a little to brave cowboys, beautiful princesses and noble horses, then you are way too grown up and need to cut back on cable news. And please ignore any tiresome scolds who complain that the movie is not really based on fact. Duh.

There was a Frank Hopkins, but that’s about all anyone can prove since they have a Death Certificate. They can’t prove he was born, or where, where he lived, who he worked for or what he did, or anything really.

Heck even the races he supposedly won, all four hundred, including the one in Saudi Arabia have no written proof of even existing. Saudi’s had never even heard of the race, and the fact that the food/water/shelter logistics for such a race are well, impossible… They aren’t even sure Frank Hopkins is his real name.

Everything that came out of Frank’s mouth seems to have been one big whopper of a tall tale.

But that’s okay, I like tall tales and this movie was great. Sure calling a true story is a stretch, but who does it hurt?

And let’s face it, two hours of uninterrupted Viggo Mortensen in extremely tight pants (and lots of butt shots) is worth the ticket price alone. Oh yeah.

And that horse deserves an Oscar damn it! (when you see it you’ll see why)

2 thoughts on “Hidalgo

  1. I could care less about the movie. But I care a whole lot about Aragorn… so I’m ponying up the dough to see this one for sure!

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