Equal rights now!

You know that one match.com or wherever commercial on TV where the guy is dating all these really odd women who say things like “Let’s talk about something fun, like magic!”

I’ve seen several versions now, but no female counterpart… un fair! Here’s the suggestions I have:

Nerd bragging about his latest campaign as a “14th level mage” while wearing some snarky Star trek T-shirt

A guy completely decked out in sports team gear and a painted face ignoring the chic and roaring at the tv at the bar.

Yuppie guy with a bluetooth headset who keeps giving her the “1 second” finger

Guy who stares at the waitresses ass, and nothing but.

The dork talking about how his mom took his keys to punish him for not taling out the trash so that’s why he’s late.

The “I’m short this week, can we go dutch?” guy

Come one, how about some equal time already?